Wanna see my big ol' toofs?

(No idea what pose this is? Moving on)

If you are into plus size fashion and stalk the shit into it/everyone on Instagram, like oneself, you would have seen In the Style drop the new Latecia collection this month. I think I was so excited I nearly threw up. However, when it came down to it, everything was lovely but nothing really stood out. Until I came across this bad boy maxi wrap dress. Yasss. 

(LATECIA PINK FLORAL THIGH SPLIT PLUNGE MAXI DRESS)

I mean. I'm actually smiling. With teeth and everything. which never happens. Not when I can pout. This is how much I like it.... And yes, my teeth are summit else, fack itttt.  

When the dress arrived I was mega excited, took it out the package like the kid in Willy Wonka, excited/nervous and hoping to be dragged around a chocolate factory. I  then popped it on and noticed that the wrap front was pinned together. Which is when my life started spiralling out of control and I wondered why life could be so cruel. I contemplated leaving social media and raising alpacas, but I had a word with myself and told myself that sometimes, your boobs just need to be hidden, and moved on. 

I had never brought from In the Style before and assumed that it was possibly like Missguided and other plus size selections in standard online shops where you would need to size up, but with this there was no need. The dress does have quite a high thigh split, so that is something to take into consideration when buying. I'm not sure how it would suit my natural skin tone, translucent, but luckily I was raised a mother who taught me that everything can be fixed by fake tan. God bless Fiona. It is also rather long, if you are below 5'5, you fucked #justsayin.

Anyway, that's about it really. Got the dress, liked it, posed a bit, got my teeth out and posted about it. Wonderful. X 

Any excuse to look like Pat Butcher

So, last time I tried this, in 2016, I failed. Miserably. I was half way through writing my dissertation and only wore leggings, whilst eating my feelings, soooo I wasn't really feeling it. Fast forward two years, I have my degree, my MA in Education, a new job, a really bad fake tan and an obsession with huge earrings in an attempt to slightly balance out my big ol' head. When I first started this blog, I wanted it to be a body positivity blog, but I would be shit at that, i'll leave that to the people who know what they are going on about. So i'm just going to show you clothes, earrings, my cats and my orange legs. Enjoy.

Asos Curve Dress

I fucking love Asos Curve. 90% of my wardrobe is made up from it. I love the fact it has recommended, the £9.95 delivery thing (something like that, im to lazy to look) anddddd the money off vouchers. Yassss Asos Curve. But tbh, this dress amazes/pisses me of a bit. I have had to pin down the wrap over bit in the middle, because my boobs would be out for all too see and tbh, you can take me on at least one date before that happens. Jeez. Pervs. And I usually hate yellow. The colour makes me so angry, but with the other colours, yellow looks super pretty. 

 

The sleeves are a flutter sleeve, so if you are not comfortable with your the tops of your arms (why not, they fabulous girl) the sleeves are floaty enough that they look elegant and you are still covered. I would show you my shoes, but i'm ummm, wearing crocs. So lets not talk about it yeah?

 H&M Earrings 

H&M Yellow Bag 

This cutie pootie bag is from H&M, along with the earrings, which are the size of most peoples heads. I love them. In fact, im going to do a whole post on Pat Butcher earrings. I think with a dress like this, I would personally stick to one colour theme for accessories. But thats probably because i'm weak and like order. 

Anyways, been a pleasure. Laters, Chuck x x